Showing posts with label pineapple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pineapple. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

THE GRASS IS SOMETIMES GREENER

      And speaking of the importance of presentation when it comes to jelly, and the difficulties of finding the right kind of mould; a couple of winsome interns sauntered into the Psychogourmet Test Kitchen the other day, brandishing this can of Grass Jelly, an Asian, in this case Taiwanese, dessert.


It’s officially made from Platostama plustre, aka Chinese mesona, a member of the mint family though it tasted nothing like mint.  It was put in the fridge for 24 hours – nobody told me to do that, it just seemed like a good idea – and when it was opened it looked like this, which frankly wasn’t so very decorative:


Anyway what else was there to do except cut it into chunks, put in on a plate, pour a little cream over it, and hope for the best?



       It seems idle to say it tasted like grass because I have never eaten grass, but it certainly tasted very herbal; not much immediate flavor but an aftertaste that lingered for hours.

But you know, getting jelly out of a can seemed just a little unadventurous so I decided to make one of my own:  orange Jell-O poured over a can of crushed pineapple.



But you know, that didn’t look very adventurous either so I decided to add some food coloring. 



I poked about in it with a fork, and I had in mind that there might be some marbling, something like this:



But there wasn’t. 


And when it was chilled and set, it ended up looking sort of like a burned rice pudding though obviously it tasted nothing like that.


In fact it didn’t really taste much of either orange or pineapple, though it was good enough, and with a spoonful of lemon sorbet it definitely tasted better than the grass jelly though I’m totally well aware that these things are culturally specific.


Friday, May 9, 2014

THE SORTED SANDWICH



News just in from a website named  “The Local: Spain’s News in English” with the headline “Police arrest man over cocaine sandwich.”  It came with the above photograph released by the Policia Nacional.  The contents of the sandwich, apart from the cocaine were, apparently, cured ham and cheese.
         It happened in Benidorm, the sandwich carrier was a 29 year old Columbian and he had 100 grams of coke in his sarnie.  The subsequently found a kilo of coke when they searched his home.  “We’re gonna need a bigger baguette!”


Elsewhere on "The Local" site another headline reads “Cocaine-filled pineapples seized by Spain.”  The story is that police in Algeciras found a shipping container full of pineapples stuffed with 2,500 kilos of cocaine.  “According to Spanish online newspaper El Confidencial, the seized cocaine would have had a street value of €150 million.”  That must be one very fancy street. 
Here’s the accompanying photo (by Tony Ratcliff) of a masked man with a lot of pineapples, who may or may not have anything to do with the case.