I had another Christmas sandwich, this one from Costa.
It called itself ‘Turkey & The Trimmings’ but really it was more trimmings than turkey. The cheese on top could have overwhelmed a meatier sandwich than this one, and if you’d told me I was eating a stuffing sandwich I’d have believed you; and actually that would be OK. I think I prefer stuffing to turkey, but even so ….
And then there was this:
Have you ever thought of taking piece of Wensleydale cheese and mashing a spoonful of mincemeat into it? No, of course not but if you did, it would taste very much like the ‘Yorkshire Creamery, Limited Edition, Yorkshire Wensleydale Mince Pie.’ It looked like this:
And it tasted exactly the way you’d imagine it would. It was strange but you know, it wasn’t altogether bad. This is a list of the ingredients.
It just wouldn't be Christmas without fructose.
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