And sometimes you drink a beer just
because you like the look of it. I don’t even necessarily mean the look of the
beer, sometimes just the look of the bottle and label is enough. Take this one here; Stolichnoe, product of
Russia, brewed in Moscow by Ochakovo.
The label says it’s a premium lager, though
I suspect there’s no official definition of “premium.” I actually thought it
tasted of virtually nothing whatsoever, scarcely even of beer, and I read a
couple of reviews at ratebeer.com: one said “Bad stuff,” another said “Terrible
stuff.” They won’t get much of an
argument from me.
But I’m still left with a love for love that label (it comes in various versions): Soviet
Constructivism with a hint of Metropolis:
all very knowing I assume, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they'd employed some
American marketing company to design the label for them. Is an eye-catching label a good enough reason
enough to buy a product? Well no,
probably not. Looks aren’t everything,
but they’re definitely something.
Years ago, when I was doing the only professional cooking
job I’ve ever had, as relief chef on Monday nights in a pub/restaurant in
Cambridge, the loathsome manager handed down his wisdom, “If you’ve got a full
plate and it looks all right you can get away with murder.” I was very green, and barely knew how to
cook, but I could tell this was very bad and wrong. I can’t tell you how delighted I was that the manager got
sacked before I did.
I can’t absolutely swear what’s going on
in that factory type thing in the picture at the top of this post – I suspect they’re not actually
making beer; but the current Ochakovo brewery looks like this - that's quite industrial chic, no?
It's funny you should mention beer labels. I just recently spent an inordinate amount of time selecting a "pick-your-mix" pack from a local establishment known for its variety of beers. Beyond identifying the variety of beer contained in the bottle, the labels provide precious little information but I pondered each selection as if I could determine the quality based on graphic design. Beer seems to be the only product with which I do this. Odd.
ReplyDeleteLucky for me, both Flying Dog Brewery's partnership with Ralph Steadman and Ommengang's penchant for more classic designs led me down some rather tasty paths.
Thanks Eric - yes there's no doubting the seductive powers of the beer label - - I agree about the Steadman, and have you seen Brother Thelonius Belgian Style Abbey Ale - the label shows Thelonius Monk drinking beer and holding a skull. I'm not sure the beer quite lives up to the label, but then how could it?
DeleteThat is a truly great label, and I'm a fan of abbey ales, so I am definitely going to have to seek that one out. Thanks for the tip!
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