What do writers eat? Well you know, I’d be inclined to say they eat
much the same as everybody else, but I know that’s not strictly the case. Think of Lord Byron who ate biscuits and soda water, or potatoes drenched in vinegar,
in order to stay trim and attractive. He looks pretty good on it here, though it's only a painting, of course.
Think of Stephen Tennant who, according to legend, was so fussy about eating that his diet consisted of only champagne, flower petals and the occasional single grape.
And he looked good too!
In any case, I have come belatedly across a book
titled Odd Type Writers: From Joyce and
Dickens to Wharton and Welty, the Obsessive Habits and Quirky Techniques of
Great Authors b Celia Blue Johnson. If
it’s the kind of thing you like, you’re going to like it a lot, and of course it
features some author’s quirky eating habits.
There’s a
story, which appears in the book, that Goethe once dropped in on Friedrich
Schiller, who was out at the time, but Schiller’s wife Charlotte let Goethe in and
said he could wait in the study. Goethe sat at Schiller’s desk and thought he’d
do a bit of writing. Then he smelled something funny, and discovered it was coming from a
drawer in the desk.
The stench became overpowering and he had to stagger to the window for air. He asked Mrs. Schiller’s what was up, and she said her husband just liked
the smell of rotten apples, that it
inspired him, that he couldn’t work or live without it.
Admittedly Schiller didn’t
actually eat the rotten apples. Whereas Agatha
Christie did eat apples in the bath while thinking out her plots. Flannery O’Connor ate vanilla wafers, and
Vladimir Nabokov obsessively ate molasses candies, though this was a way of
overcoming his cravings for nicotine after he stopped smoking. Poking around online I also find that Stephen
King eats a piece of cheesecake every day before he starts writing. Why not?
I’ve been thinking about this
because I “appeared” at the LA Time Book festival over the weekend, on a
panel. I wasn’t there to talk about
food, but at other events some were, including Roy Choi, famous for the Kogi
food truck, a man who is now both chef and author, having written a book – L.A. Son: My Life, My
City, My Food, though as
you see, two other writers get their name on the book too.
Choi was being interviewed by
Jonathan Gold, he of this parish, in front of a good big outdoor audience, and Choi
said very something interesting. He
said, "I don't know if I'll ever be as good as I
was when I started Kogi, but I strive for that.”
And I thought that was a very interesting thing
for a chef or writer, or anyone, to say.
Writers and chefs, (and I’m sure sportsmen, musicians, and probably just
about anybody else) start out with a kind of zest and an unruly energy, so
that the first place where it comes together; the first novel, the first restaurant
or food truck (the first season in the big leagues, the first album, etc.) has
an intensity and a freshness that often gets lost as you start getting serious
and becoming a "professional.”
As for
what this author ate at the LA Times
Book Festival, well there were quite a few food trucks with very long lines,
but because I’m such a big shot author I got to eat in the festival green room,
which was actually The Town and Gown Club, and a very fancy joint it is too, though on the day it wasn't laid out quite as fancy as this:
I had
a couple of egg salad finger sandwiches, a small ham roil, and some butternut
squash soup with a blob of sour cream.
Bacchanalian it was not.
But
you know, and I don't quite know why, when an egg salad sandwich is good, there’s something really deeply,
alchemically right about it. When it’s a FINGER sandwich – I could eat
them all day – much easier than having to write.
Dear Geoff, on a similar note - I found this a chop-licking read:
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Kitty, my admiration For Mr Meades knows few bounds. The ration book is a bit of British social history that continues to be much talked about. Meades is a few years older than me, and they're significant years. Shortly before I was born, my mother was issued with a ration book for me, but between that issue and my being born rationing was ended. A great relief all round, but I wish my mother had kept the ration book as a souvenir.
ReplyDeleteHave Schiller, Ronald Firbank and Roy Choi ever appeared together in a blog post until now? I should be very surprised.
ReplyDeleteJG, I do what I can.
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