I think it was Anthony Bourdain who said you can tell a lot about an eaterie by looking at its toilets, and I’m sure he wasn’t the only one.
It so happened last week that I had lunch at the Chelsea Arts Club, and I ate an acceptable salt beef sandwich (a bit light on the salt beef), which looked like this:
And afterwards I went to the loo, and there in the gents, blow me down, was a nude photograph of one of my former editors, Rowan Pelling, who I knew back in her Erotic Review days. It/she looked like this:
Yes I’m sure you can tell a lot about an eaterie by looking at its toilets – but in this case I’m not sure what.